What the blood clot dudes!? Welcome to the skeleton of my new website courtesy of Brian Schwab and PJ Worsfold. While we iron out the kinks, this is the spot to get info on tours, blogs, new music, lyrics, pix and secrets to life’s mysteries including how to insert the caramel into a Caramilk bar. This will be a regular occurrence from yours truly where the site will be content driven and as up to date as my meaningless life’s schedule will provide. Today for instance, I tried to out lazy my cat but he cleaned then serviced himself and won the match two to nothing. Tough L. I’m currently working on a new recored entitled “The Midnight Sun” and I will be offering snippets in the music section. I’m about to head out on tour next week and I will divulge road tips of how to eat/drink/live like shit and survive to laugh about it in the blog section. Keep it locked here with your futuristic rectangular masturbatory devices and you will receive the information you need pertaining to the soliloquies of my subsistence. All love and respect to my peoples…
Kyprios 12 (The never was a has been)
Dude,
I already know how the caramel gets in there and it’s three-nothing because your cat knows too. Thanks for the new website I was getting sad that your other one was as neglected as your pen is. See you on tour!